[Biblemat] A>What is a grandmother

[Kent Heaton]

What is a grandmother?

 

A grandmother is a lady who has no children of her own. She likes other peoples little girls and boys. A grandfather is a man grandmother. He goes for walks with the boys and they talk about fishing and stuff like that. Grandmothers don't have to do anything except to be there. They are old so they shouldn't play hard or run. It is enough if they drive us to the market where the pretend horse is and to have lots of dimes ready. Or if they take us for walks, they should slow down pass things like pretty leaves and caterpillars and they should never say, "Hurry up." Usually grandmothers are fat but not too fat to tie your shoes. They wear glasses and funny underwear. They can take their teeth and gums off. Grandmothers don't have to be smart, only answer questions like, "Why isn't God married and how come dogs chase cats?" Everybody should try to have a grandmother, especially if you don't have television. Because, they are the only grownups who have time. [Read by Dr. James Dobson in a video taped series on the home from a nine-year-old girl who had written about grandmothers]


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